Its a tight Squeeze

KK has a big but and she cannot lie!

My goodness that must have been a tight squeeze KK, Is it wrong that i am hoping that a big rip descends down her behind and exposes some much needed control (granny) pants? Even worse, i wander how many of her minions it took to get these on. Would have loved to have seen KK lying on the floor with 30 people all gathered around shouting 'breathe in'!!!

Who ate all the pies?

Trying to conceal an apparent bear belly (obviously we believe you when you deny those pregnancy rumours) in a tight black number, mom's the word J Sim.

Trash bag fully loaded

This is one seriously stuffed trash bag!. This morgue inspired ensemble allows for the crafty concealment of the kitchen sink, and the entire kitchen for that matter. Handbags are overrated anyway.  

Lady G, what large child bearing hips you have

Camel Toe Alert!!

 'KK', its time to get off your hump and put on a pair of 'pants'. Surely, after a multi-million dollar wedding, you don't need the publicity that much to justify showing tomorrows washing to the nation.

LiLo's Lopsided Knashers

LiLo's lopsided knashers give us 'normal' people something to smile about. No veneers in sight. About the only part of lilo that is Au-natural - but gives us a little satisfaction anyway. The fact that they are stained yellow and chipped also puts me in  team LiLo (for once). GO LILO!

A hair-raising experience

This hair-raising outfit,donned by Lady Gaga,shows the importance for us girls to shave.

 Time to get the razer out Miss Gaga as this ensemble is hair-ific. EUGH!!

Perfect Chav

 Paying tribute to the iconic Adidas tracksuit, and the equally iconic Cruella De Vil, Mary-Kate olsen wore this chilling ensemble at Paris fashion week. Now all we need is the popper trouser's and the 'chav' look will be complete. I know what i am digging out from the closet tomorrow!.
  For having a multimillion dollar fashion empire, you should take some inspiration from your own creations Miss Olsen!.